The Reds announced today how you can get tickets for the upcoming playoffs. Assuming the team doesn’t completely implode and go on a 29 game losing streak.
They’ll be a little harder to get for you bandwagon fans.
Remember that scene in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” when Ferris and his friends drop their Porsche off at a parking garage and as they’re leaving the valet peels out in the Porsche and drives it around all day?
Garage Attendant: You guys got nothing to worry about, I’m a professional. Cameron: A professional what?
I know, I know.. “Dancing With The Stars” has dominated my last few posts but this is important stuff!
The professional partners of the “stars” have been revealed and it is my professional opinion that you won’t be seeing much of Lacey Schwimmer, Karina Smirnoff, Tony Dovolani, Louis Van Amstel or Corky Ballas. They seem to have drawn the short straws.
The show will kick off September 20th with a 2 hour extravaganza.
“Dancing With The Stars” announced their latest cast yesterday so in honor of D. Hasselhoff, M. Bolton and Mrs. Brady two-stepping it on TV, I give you 4 minutes and 44 seconds of movie dancing, set to Kenny Loggins’ Footloose:
Taylor Lautner, who plays Jacob in the “Twilight” movies, is suing an RV dealer for failing to provide a $300,000 trailer that he could use while filiming his new movie “Abduction”.
He wants $40,000. Why $40,000? I have no idea, but the RV dealer has proposed that instead of going to court to settle the dispute he and Taylor Lautner participate in a push-up contest and whoever does the most push-ups wins.