A Machete, An American and Some Other Stuff

September 3rd, 2010

New movies this Labor Day weekend…

Machete: Steven Seagal is still working?

The American: Oh, look, another “brooding George Clooney” movie. See: Michael Clayton.

Going The Distance: Drew Barrymore stars in another movie with her on-again off-again boyfriend.

And other stuff that you will never see.

What are these cute animals doing?

September 3rd, 2010

Are they:

a) …enjoying Rewind 94.9′s Labor Day Double Play with BACK-TO-BACK Feel Good Favorites from the bands you love?

b) …practicing their booty shaking for Boogie Nights tonight at 10pm at Hollywood Casino?

c) …celebrating the great deals they just got at the Labor Day Blowout Sale at cincysavers.com?

Whatever they’re doing… you can enjoy ALL THREE today with Rewind 94.9

Happy Friday!

“Baseball is 90% Mental, The Other Half is Physical” – Yogi Berra

September 2nd, 2010

The Reds announced today how you can get tickets for the upcoming playoffs. Assuming the team doesn’t completely implode and go on a 29 game losing streak.

They’ll be a little harder to get for you bandwagon fans.

        

What Do David Copperfield, Eddie Murphy and Celine Dion All Have In Common?

September 2nd, 2010

Why, they all own their own islands, of course!… along with these celebrities.

Ok, so those are 10 celebrities who own their own islands but they left one guy off the list who’s had his own island for over 40 years!

Today is 90210

September 2nd, 2010

Brenda?

It’s September 2, 2010…  Make sure you wish Jason Priestly, Tori Spelling, Shannon Doherty and Luke Perry a happy 90210 Day!

It’s Real Simple. Whatever Mileage We Put On, We’ll Take Off… How?… We’ll Drive Home Backwards

September 1st, 2010

Remember that scene in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” when Ferris and his friends drop their Porsche off at a parking garage and as they’re leaving the valet peels out in the Porsche and drives it around all day?

Garage Attendant: You guys got nothing to worry about, I’m a professional.
Cameron: A professional what?

Yeah, that happened to this couple.

Now is the Time On (Insert TV Show Name Here) When We Dance

September 1st, 2010

I know, I know.. “Dancing With The Stars” has dominated my last few posts but this is important stuff!

The professional partners of the “stars” have been revealed and it is my professional opinion that you won’t be seeing much of Lacey Schwimmer, Karina Smirnoff, Tony Dovolani, Louis Van Amstel or Corky Ballas. They seem to have drawn the short straws.

The show will kick off September 20th with a 2 hour extravaganza.

Or something like that.

Have You Met Rhythm? Rhythm is a Dancer

August 31st, 2010

“Dancing With The Stars” announced their latest cast yesterday so in honor of D. Hasselhoff, M. Bolton and Mrs. Brady two-stepping it on TV, I give you 4 minutes and 44 seconds of movie dancing, set to Kenny Loggins’ Footloose:

Kick off your Sunday shoes!

Werewolf Declines Participation in Push-Up Contest

August 31st, 2010

Taylor Lautner, who plays Jacob in the “Twilight” movies, is suing an RV dealer for failing to provide a $300,000 trailer that he could use while filiming his new movie “Abduction”.

He wants $40,000. Why $40,000? I have no idea, but the RV dealer has proposed that instead of going to court to settle the dispute he and Taylor Lautner participate in a push-up contest and whoever does the most push-ups wins.

Taylor Lautner has, shockingly, said “no thanks”.

Feel Good Video of the Day

August 31st, 2010

4,000 people + 120,000 water ballons = FUN!

Watch!